setting realistic goals for my future
So, do you think this is what Walt Disney said when he was talking to the architects for the parks?
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
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Holy shit this is brilliant
Oh my god thank you
forwardiiiingWow yes this is a good thing
Passing this on because this is important.
when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago
- Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
- Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
Vagina bleeds and contracts and tries to kill woman every. Fucking. Month.
My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?
Please, I’m 18 and I’m dying to go.
I’m going to Disney World for my 22nd birthday. Does that count?
If Bands Were Teachers
- Pierce The Veil: The Spanish teacher who calls everyone "Darling."
- My Chemical Romance: The Drama teacher who loves to wear black and reads comic books
- Rise Against: The wild History teacher who talks about wars a lot
- Sleeping With Sirens: The hot Teacher girls hit on.
- Green Day: The fucking principal
- Blood On The Dance Floor: The teacher fired for having sexual relations with students.
- Family Force 5: the guy that replaced Blood On The Dance Floor
- All Time Low: The Gym Teacher that makes everyone play dodge ball every day
- Panic! At The Disco: the teacher that's been around for a while
- Paramore: the hot nurse
- Fall Out Boy: The teacher stuck teaching Sex ED.
- Of Mice and Men: the guidance counselor
- blink-182: the cool substitute teachers who starts food fights at lunch
Brothers till the end and even after.
ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING
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