I never claimed to be a saint.

disneylove2799:

pardon-my-disney:

setting realistic goals for my future

So, do you think this is what Walt Disney said when he was talking to the architects for the parks?

Forever Reblog

Source: pandoricaponds

turntechtier:

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

Source: turntechtier

Feeling suicidal? Can’t talk on phones?

stelera:

iim0kay:

cuddlemequickly:

sillysymphonic:

blithebereavement:

horrorpeach:

crankyskirt:

IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.

https://www.imalive.org/

Holy shit this is brilliant

Oh my god thank you

signal boosting

forwardiiiing

Wow yes this is a good thing

Passing this on because this is important.

Source: bowtietemporaltraveler

porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

Source: porkskins

redsphotographicwonderland:

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

Vagina bleeds and contracts and tries to kill woman every. Fucking. Month.

Source: lorassed

Reblog if you’re older than ten and want to go to Disney Land

redsphotographicwonderland:

talking-with-dragons:

thetuffestnut:

My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?

Please, I’m 18 and I’m dying to go.

I’m going to Disney World for my 22nd birthday. Does that count?

Source: thetuffestnut

allkillernofiller:

ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING

Source: allkillernofiller